Scottness

Three cowboys - one from Louisiana, one from Arkansas, and one from Texas are sitting around a
campfire out on the lonesome prairie, each with the bravado for which they are famous. A night of
tall tales begins.


The guy from Louisiana says, "I must be the meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day a
bull got loose in the corral and gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns, with my bare
hands."


The cowboy from Arkansas couldn't stand to be bested.  "Why, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15
foot long rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that snake with my bare hands
and bit its head off and sucked the poison down in one gulp. And I'm still here today!"

The Texan remained silent, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.